As much as I want to endorse what you have written here, I can’t take anything a Michigander says about Ohio.
I am a fan of big roller coasters. I live near the Superman/Bizarro (#5) on the 2018 Golden Ticket Awards Top Steel Roller Coasters (Cedar Point has #2 and #3).
Love that James Gang and Joe Walsh. If you watch the History of the Eagles Vol. 1 and 2 (I’m not saying you should, I’m just saying I did) Joe Walsh tells how Keith Moon took him under his wing when the James Gang were opening for the Who and taught him how to destroy a hotel room properly. It kind of explains a lot.