Ave Ev, morituri te salutant

Gutbloom
2 min readMar 20, 2016

Dulce et decorum est pro bloggia mori.

Let me see here, I got a couple other things to say. *looks at his clipboard in the chariot* Oh, yes, once more into the breach, my friends, once more, or we’ll close the wall up with our English… terriers? Mολώη Lαβέ! Let’s fight in the shade, actually. This is no good. Ben, would you mind letting me off up here at the next turn? *dismounts from the chariot*

I know what is going on here. The equinox is upon us, and by your calculations Spring is here. You think that things should be getting started at the Mill and that we should start planning the August Solstice Party, but I tell you, it is too early.

The robins are not yet back. Pee Wee is still in Korea. There is ice on the Mill Pond. Nobody has seen Timothy J. O'Neill for a while. Don’t be anxious. We could go ask the suburban shamans to redo their calculations, but it’s not worth the effort. I can tell it is too early to start.

The state of the Bloggosphere is strong. Medium is starting to take off. It is going to be the best summer ever. The Summer Trolls (Trogloditus Auxo) are set to return, but they are not here yet. Patience.

We should gather the ghosts. I’ve already mentioned Timothy J. O'Neill, but where are Niya Marie, Deral F. Fenderson, Ruben Alexander, and bibles?

Yes, I can see that the days are getting longer. Maybe I should take the tarp off the piñata court to let it dry.

Thanks for reminding me.

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Gutbloom

Tribune of Medium. Mayor Emeritus of LiveJournal. Third Pharaoh of the Elusive Order of St. John the Dwarf. I am to Medium what bratwurst is to food.