Gutbloom

Apr 26, 2018

5 min read
Photo from Pixabay (which sounds shady, but what the hell)

Born For

What If I Missed Out on Biological Determination?

To be a great logroller, you have to have the body type of a logroller, be introduced to the sport at a young age, and live near a logrolling tank.

What song did the sirens sing to Odysseus, and what name did Achilles take when he hid among the women? These are questions the answers to which we shall never know, but they are not beyond the bounds of all conjecture.

— Misremembered from Sir Thomas Browne’s Hydriotaphia

Here Is my Conjecture