Gutbloom
1 min readMay 18, 2019

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Boston sports radio is alternating between dumping on the Red Sox and hyperventilating about the Bruins. We’re going to win the Stanley Cup!

The truth is, I haven’t been listening because the Boss has been driving me to work and she can’t tolerate the stupidity.

If the Bruins win, Kyrie Irving will go down in history as the person who prevented Boston from achieving a grand slam in professional sports. The fact that the Celtics were not even close to winning a Championship doesn’t matter. Tom Brady, Mookie Betts, and Bergeron managed to win, and somebody has to wear the goat’s horns (old goat, not GOAT) for history.

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Gutbloom
Gutbloom

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