Correct tense is duly noted. Are you a copy editor or English teacher? If you aren’t sure which, just count the number of cats in your house. If you have more than three, you’re probably a copy editor.

Were the world without a Gutbloom, someone would step up, just as the trick of calculating the hypotenuse would have been documented by someone if Pythagoras had decided to go into theater.

We were supposed to find a better platform than Medium by now. I’m sure there is one, but I can’t read Chinese, so I’m stuck here. It’s starting to feel like a Turkish prison… without the cigarettes.