Dear Lazyweb, I Want to Complain About Medium Again
Fools! Covid-19 is a trick! Another false-flag! The virus pretended to be one deadly thing so it could us infect with ANOTHER, more insidious, brain worm.
One of the “side-effects” of Covid-19 is that the infected become depressed, whiny, complaining freaks who drive recklessly in parking lots. Here is the crazy part: YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO GET THE VIRUS TO END UP AS ONE OF THE COVID ZOMBIES. IF YOU HAVE LIVED THROUGH THE PANDEMIC, YOU’RE ONE OF THE FAMILY.
I would like to think that I am still on the right side of the Body Snatchers. In my delusions I see myself as Chuck Heston¹.
But I am infected like the rest of you. You may wonder how I know I’ve changed, since I complained endlessly BEFORE the pandemic. Well, I used to complain with art and humor. Not any more. You’re about to read some run-of-the-mill bitching. I’m sorry, but don’t blame me, BLAME COVID.
Why Is Everything So Blurry?
I should have never fucked with the “design” elements of my “profile” or “homepage” or whatever. It’s not a good idea to let someone who doesn’t care about colors button mash on palette and font…
