Holy Fucking Shit. Too good to be true.

Thank you, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. I don't know how you did this so quickly, but MY GOD are things getting better already!

I knew brighter days were just around the corner.

Thanks, Medium. I can't wait to see what kind of pent-up commenting talent there is around here.

Where are the Gawker refugees now? Let's go over and tell the A++++ commenters at DeadSpin that there is a new pool to play in.