Gutbloom
Jul 6, 2021

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I don’t understand. Why would Germans flee to Portugal? Don’t Germans flee to Argentina when they commit heinous crimes and unforgivable acts? Then they wear those Panama hats that make them look like criminals. Also, who uses jars nowadays? I WOULD. I prefer jars, but so few things come in jars that whenever I have... leftovers... I put them in Tupperware containers. You can’t kill someone by hitting them on the head with Tupperware.

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Gutbloom
Gutbloom

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Tribune of Medium. Mayor Emeritus of LiveJournal. Third Pharaoh of the Elusive Order of St. John the Dwarf. I am to Medium what bratwurst is to food.

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