I know just what you should do. Here are my three suggestions.
- An naked woman on a skull with the words “Live to ride, Ride to Live” around it.
- L.O.V.E. on the knuckles of your right hand, and Y.O.D.E.LS. on the knuckles of your left.
- An apotropaic “rosette”.
Just so you know, I have a small tattoo on my right arm. It serves its purpose. When I got it, someone asked me why I was getting a tattoo. I said, “So I’ll have something to regret.” Man, do I.
My new goal in life is to saber champagne.
