Gutbloom
1 min readMay 24, 2019

I said “uncle”. Right after you highlighted “half-brother” I changed it to “uncle”. Nobody is going to know what you are talking about.

For the record, I think I was on drugs when I wrote this post. That’s why it got distributed this morning. I’m drinking six cent coffee and watching my read ratio trend towards zero.

The first post of the 2019 season to get “distributed” doesn’t even have an banner image because I’m afraid of being sued by HBO.

The curators are mocking me. It’s as if they said, “Keep complaining about exposure, Gutbloom” right before the pantsed me.

You know, not many people “respond” anymore. Comments are a joy, so when I call you the “last responder” you know it’s a good thing, right?

Gutbloom

Tribune of Medium. Mayor Emeritus of LiveJournal. Third Pharaoh of the Elusive Order of St. John the Dwarf. I am to Medium what bratwurst is to food.