I would “bingo” except I don’t have sex.

Gutbloom
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May 10, 2019
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I would “bingo” except I don’t have sex. I mean… I need sex to bingo. Shit. I give up. Where do I find the sex again?
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Written by Gutbloom6.3K Followers
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Tribune of Medium. Mayor Emeritus of LiveJournal. Third Pharaoh of the Elusive Order of St. John the Dwarf. I am to Medium what bratwurst is to food.
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