Prologue: I Give You Fair Warning
Chapter 1: The Faeries
Chapter 2: The Bear
Chapter 3: Randy Rabbit and the Discussion of Metaphysics
Chapter 4: The Pigs
Chapter 4: The Pigs (continued)
Chapter 5: The Screaming of the Ants
Chapter 6: The Dinner Conversation
Chapter 7: Peggy Sigma Zedd
Chapter 8: The Dwarf
Chapter 9: Crossing the Lawn
Chapter 10: The Ornithologist
Chapter 11: Questions
Chapter 12: Badger’s Den
Chapter 13: A Toast!
Chapter 14: Something About Wizards
Chapter 15: The Big Ball of Boarding School Blond
Chapter 16: The Way of the Gun
Chapter 17: The Blockhead
