I’ve been back for a little while now. It’s just hard to find the people you follow on Medium nowadays.

You are a Texan, originally, right? I listed you as a “good Texan” when I made fun of Texas. I can’t change it now. If I have any weight around here, people will think you’re from Texas for the rest of your life. It’s easy to confabulate Texas and Alaska anyway. Alaska is just kind of “cold Texas” isn’t it?

Sorry for any trouble I caused, Tex, but you know, on the Internet nobody can here you say “that’s wrong”.