Gutbloom
1 min readOct 24, 2018

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Mac,

Your response was so much fun to read that I forgot what I was complaining about.

It’s funny that you don’t succumb to advertisement, because you did a nice job of promoting armadillo purses. I googled it, and now I want one. For frog wallet I had to add “real”, as in “real frog wallet.” When it comes to wallets, I really want one made from a saltwater crocodile, just because those things are man eaters. The frog wallets don’t have the same appeal.

Again, I can’t remember what I was complaining about.

You are tonic for the doldrums, man.

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Gutbloom
Gutbloom

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