Mac,
Your response was so much fun to read that I forgot what I was complaining about.
It’s funny that you don’t succumb to advertisement, because you did a nice job of promoting armadillo purses. I googled it, and now I want one. For frog wallet I had to add “real”, as in “real frog wallet.” When it comes to wallets, I really want one made from a saltwater crocodile, just because those things are man eaters. The frog wallets don’t have the same appeal.
Again, I can’t remember what I was complaining about.
You are tonic for the doldrums, man.