Medium has figured out that you and I are the same person living in slightly different, maybe not so parallel, universes. They are trying to let me see my own stories because I won't stop complaining about it, but instead of showing them to me, they show them to you.

They are not the only ones to get this wrong. The universe was supposed to send the indigo bunting to MY yard and the 47 slate-colored junkos to YOUR yard, but somehow you boxed me out again.

BTW, did you get my "super wurst sampler treasure chest" from Germandeli.com? They said they delivered it but... wait for it... the wurst is yet to come.