Oh, my goodness. That "Zappa, The Movie" trailer is the most exciting thing I have seen in FOREVER! You just made my holiday.

I still can't figure out how to watch it when it comes out, but I bet I'll be able to. I manage to watch lots of arcane boxing matches and performance art pieces, so I bet I'll just have to pay some nominal fee and hand over all of my personal information and then I'll be HAPPY.

Which I'm not, right now, because you know.... Medium sucks... but it's not just Medium. It's actually Medium and the rest of the world. Both fail to live up to the moderate expectations I have for them.

You, however, come through with the goods. Franksgiving.

This better not be a turkey. It won't be. It looks GREAT.**

** Even better than the Dune trailer... and, let me tell you, as a moderate Dune nerd, that trailer was FUCKING EXCITING.