Open The Chumbox

hile I was trying to google “How to watch the GGG-Canelo Alvarez fight for free” this afternoon, Claire, the clerk, walked into my office and asked if we could buy some plants.

“No,” I said.

“Why not?” She asked.

“Because we can’t afford a copy editor, and without a copy editor, who is going to water the plants?”

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