Gutbloom
1 min readJun 30, 2017

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This is excellent. Do I have to ride around on a bicycle when I’m visiting the Scandinavian and European headquarters, or do I get to drive around in one of those little clown cars?

Also, we can make money on the exchange rates between Euros, Mildew Bucks, Dollars, Caribbean Dollars, and Kroner since we control the exchange rate and Chinese Gutbloom is a “master currency manipulator”, according to his LiveJournal profile.

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Gutbloom

Tribune of Medium. Mayor Emeritus of LiveJournal. Third Pharaoh of the Elusive Order of St. John the Dwarf. I am to Medium what bratwurst is to food.