We’ve Gone to the Dog

Interview for a New Editorial Assistant

Gutbloom

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Boston Terrier photo Photo by Tanawadee Supraphakorn on Unsplash, background of Dogs Playing Poker by Cassius Marcellus Coolidge.

Here at the Mill, which, for those of you not steeped in the arcana of dreck, is the center of the most boring “high fantasy / mensch role-play” metaverse in the entire Blogosphere, we spend the early part of the season lining up new editorial assistants. They become fodder for sophomoric jokes and potty talk, then, later in the season, they either quit or die…

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Gutbloom

Tribune of Medium. Mayor Emeritus of LiveJournal. Third Pharaoh of the Elusive Order of St. John the Dwarf. I am to Medium what bratwurst is to food.