Yea, I’m with Micah. The more people hate on moist, the more I want to wet myself with it. That would be the most moist wouldn’t it? I mean, if you had a character in a telenovela named “Ms. Moist”, how tall would she be? It makes you wonder, right? And what is the Moist Crew up to? What does the Moist Manufacturing Company actually make?

Wait, was the concept of “meta-moist slash fiction” yours or mine? I don’t care. Just create the publication... my suggestion for a name is “The Moist Review”... and make me a contributor. We’re going to get our 500 bucks this month, Sarah, and it will be moist, moist success.