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Yo, Man, I already DID the Queen
If You Want MY Hot Take, You Have to Climb in the TARDIS
1 min readSep 14, 2022
Check this out, you n00bs:
I’ve been gorging on Royalty and Ukrainian counter attacks like Ungoliant devouring the gems of the Noldor, but now I’m sick of both and feel like have all of Belegaer in my guts.
Have you seen this:
Pretty great, huh?
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Now, about the Rings of Power, how come they don’t mention that Elrond is Galadriel’s son-in-law and do you think they will make the Balrogs have wings, because we all know that….