Yo, Man, I already DID the Queen

If You Want MY Hot Take, You Have to Climb in the TARDIS

Check this out, you n00bs:

Happy Birthday, Elizabeth

I’ve been gorging on Royalty and Ukrainian counter attacks like Ungoliant devouring the gems of the Noldor, but now I’m sick of both and feel like have all of Belegaer in my guts.

Have you seen this:

Pretty great, huh?

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The only thing worse than my life is the Game of Thrones finale. So I re-watched it.

Now, about the Rings of Power, how come they don’t mention that Elrond is Galadriel’s son-in-law and do you think they will make the Balrogs have wings, because we all know that….